THIS IS HALARIOUS....for all the MEn out there..hahaha!
1. Men are like ...Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like .Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like .Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .Commercials... You can't believe all they say.
7. Men are like .Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .Government Bonds... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like .Snowstorms... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like .Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like .Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!
posted by Juanita Kwarteng @ 11:08 AM
5 Comments:
Men are like Toilets.... u only worship them when you've drank too much!
Men are like Broom sticks.... they will sweep u off the floor
Men are like Old Cars.... u can treat it like crap, bash it multiple times, forget to feed it, and it still makes u feel safe when ur inside (car/arms)
Oh yes...
But don't you just love us!
P.S. - loved the 'blender' and the 'toilet' one!
- How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
- We don't know, it's never happened.
- Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
- Because those men already have boyfriends.
- How do you save a man from drowning?
- Take your foot off his head.
Juanita! Your blog lives! I still remember when you set it up in India sitting next to me at Cafe Neals. Haha!
Amazing huh?
Wishing you luck my dear! You're moving forward in life in such amazing ways! :)
Li'er
Love it! LoL and Neoka's contribution: 'Men are like Old Cars.... u can treat it like crap, bash it multiple times, forget to feed it, and it still makes u feel safe when ur inside (car/arms)' yeah I'll admit (unfourtunately) there's some truth to that.
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